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Viewing Lyrics for Dear Penis:



Artist:Rodney Carrington
No album artwork found
Album:Bob And Tom
Track:Dear Penis
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:634
 
Lyrics:Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is
stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u
and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it
seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't
like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u
anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been
before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a
grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we
put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you
after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls
 
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